Countdown to Graduation
Man has it been four years already! I don't want to be an intern. God, I hope my coworkers are cool. Internal medicine is trickey; you get the full spectrum of ppl going into it. I mean seriously, the characters on "Scrubs" are real! Someone has been doing their homework. I hope I get more JD than Dr. Elliot. If i'm stuck with a bunch of snobby, bible thumping, non-drinking, fellowship bound with no sense of humor weirdos then I'll be one unhappy camper. Man, i can't believe in weeks I'll be more than just Randamok the 4th year med student. I'll be Dr. Randamok or Dr. Prostate Checka! Scary.
Since Vegas I started my "Event Medicine" with one of my favorite mentors Dr. W. I usually work sports events like Angel's Games out at Edison Field and last week saw the last Laker Game b4 the San Antonio series at the Staples Center. I also had the chance to work Coninchila a two day rave/alt music fest in Indio south of Palm Springs. That was cool. I met the Beasties Boys. If only real primary care was like this rotation and I got paid gobs of money. . .Still can't believe I made it through. . .Can't even believe I'm certified to run a code blue too! ! ! Alright I want 1mg of Epi "stat" or "I'm going to shock on three, 1. I'm clear 2. You are Clear and Oxygen Clear 3. Everybody else clear. . .Shocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
